May 2013
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torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
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whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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doglets: what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
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kankristhrobbingprivilege: today at lunch this person complimented my teeth and said they were really straight and i very quietly stated “thanks they’re only straight thing about me” and they snorted so hard that milk shot out of their nose
May 20th
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“This Spock isn’t wearing nearly enough eyeshadow!”
– Adorable elderly woman in Star Trek theater tonight (via nerdachecakes)
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immigrant
miguu: you broke the ocean in half to be here only to meet nothing that wants you.
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suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
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unfollower: i found supernatural on the spanish channel and im fucking sobbing goodbye
May 18th
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ambitioncutsusdown: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH probably either eurovision or doctor who
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imperialdalek: mrsmarymorstan: Now, have I completely lost it or is THIS umbrella the same as THIS umbrella? Hello welcome to the BBC. Or should I say Big Budget Cuts.
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wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
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Listengebriel: Yesungie-Yesungie ♥
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krypto-the-hellhound: saltyfeathers: The first scene of s9 should be a montage of a bunch of angels fucking normal shit up. maybe they’re the ones on all those infomercials 
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